How to survive Metrocon

No real Tetsu Update today, just some geeking out of sorts.
(Yes the forums are down, I'm making huge improvements for the flood after metrocon)

So for all of you newbs going to metrocon for the first time, prepare to be blown away with excitement. I've decided to write stories about all of my CON adventures in my actual blog Ideal Hub, so I decided to provide a list of survival tips.

Stay Away From Ferries
Furrier are trouble, allot of trouble. Even if they are a cute little girl with cat ears and a tail protruding from her ass crack connecting to her crotchless panties. The ones who dress up are really bad, but at least you know who they are, the one you have to watch out for are the ones who are awesome, and seem normal, until you get back to her hotel room, and she strips naked, takes two shots of Yager, then opens her lap top to some half hentai half furry porn involving a fox and a squid. It just not cool.

Get Use To Losing
You will always lose. No matter if its The Game, or some quick game of Smash, there is someone who is better then you, and will make you lose. Hell you might even have a trophy about how you danced your way to victory at a DDR tourney, but some Asian will get up on those lighted arrows and do the whole song backwards scoring a AA, while you had to stop midway to take a breather.

Know Your Panels
I cant even start to tell you about how many times I went to a panel, and by ten minuets I wish I hadn't. When your Friend goes hey, the anime improve panel looks fun, you should then look at the Con Book, and see how long it is. The fuck if I'm going to sit in a shitty panel of people trying to be funny, and failing at it for three hours. I'd rather watch chibi gundams and how to draw them having sex, at least I could get a stiff to robo on robo action.

Always Carry the Con Book
That large booklet with the maps and the info on the crazy shit happening will come in handy, especial if you don't know what yaoi is, and you follow a group of hot Asian school girls into a hardcore panel of yaoi vids. Hell you might be turned on by the little yaoi boys that look like girls with out the boobs. I know all of the school girls were.

Sleep
You will need allot of sleep, and the fuck if I'm going to do It at night. The best time to put in a few Zzz's are during some random video, in some random video room, in the back. Make sure its not a popular anime, cause those video rooms will be hotter then hell, and make sure your in the corner of the room with sunglasses, people will leave you alone if your by yourself with sunglasses in side watching a movie. You seem like a creep, but at least you'll have enough energy for the nights events. Also if you can't sleep, just save it for Sunday, nothing happens on Sundays except for the sales in the dealers room, that's what I do. Also if you can make friends with a energy drink selling pot head named Bawlz Kid, do it, you'll never be happier.

If You Want Some Action, Dance
If you have your eyes on some cute anime chick, chances are she is at one of the thirty dances, maybe even the anime dance, or the more formal masquerade,, what ever it is she will be there, and chances are shes looking for you. if you want some slutty chick who probably hates anime, and is on four drugs just so she can taste the music, go to the rave, trust me.

Set up a Meet up Spot
You will get lost, you will get lost, YOU WILL GET LOST. Set up some point where all of your friend will meet up, just in case. Unless you have cell phones, then its fine... I guess, but trust me, you'll get lost, and find your self in some yaoi furry panel, and that's the worst thing that would ever happen to you.

Don't Buy Stuff
I know that sword the size of a rather large person is cool, but why would you wanna carry around a sword you cant ever bring out. Don't buy shit unless you want to be burdened by the heaviness of real life, and the shitty shitty people that will follow you around.